Wednesday 14 September 2016

Ladki or tota

Ladki shop pe (Parrot) Tota kharidne gayi.

Ladki- Iski kya khasiyat hai ?

Wasim Bhai (Dukandar)-Ye bolta hai.

Ladki ne Tote se pucha- Main kaisi lagti hu ?

Tota- Bhenchod randi lagti hai.

Ladki- Ye to bahot badtamiz tota hai.

Wasim Bhai use under le gaye aur pani me duba k pucha, bol ab gali dega ?
Tota- Ha dunga.

Wasim bhai ne aur zor se dubaya aur pucha, Ab bol sale.
Tota- Nahi kabhi nahi dunga.

Wo use bahar le gaye aur lady se kaha ab puchiye gali nahi dega.

Lady- Agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Tota- Apka pati hai.

Lady- Agar 2 ?
Tota- Apka pati aur dever

Lady- agar 3 ?
Tota- Pati, dever aur bhai.

Lady- agar 4 ?

Tota- Pani le aao Wasim Bhai, 
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha
“Bhenchod randi hai…

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